Whine Connoisseur Pacifier

Whine Connoisseur Pacifier

Made of bite resistant, natural and non toxic materials with engraving that will not chip or fade. Complies with the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission requirements for pacifiers and does not contain lead or phthalates.

$5

Rock On Pacifier

Rock On Pacifier

Made of bite resistant, natural and non toxic materials with engraving that will not chip or fade. Complies with the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission requirements for pacifiers and does not contain lead or phthalates.

$5

Mute Button Pacifier

Mute Button Pacifier

Made of bite resistant, natural and non toxic materials with engraving that will not chip or fade. Complies with the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission requirements for pacifiers and does not contain lead or phthalates.

$5

Mustache Pacifier

Mustache Pacifier

Made of bite resistant, natural and non toxic materials with engraving that will not chip or fade. Complies with the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission requirements for pacifiers and does not contain lead or phthalates.

$5

Loved Pacifier

Loved Pacifier

Made of bite resistant, natural and non toxic materials with engraving that will not chip or fade. Complies with the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission requirements for pacifiers and does not contain lead or phthalates.

$5

Future CEO Pacifier

Future CEO Pacifier

Made of bite resistant, natural and non toxic materials with engraving that will not chip or fade. Complies with the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission requirements for pacifiers and does not contain lead or phthalates.

$5

Daddy’s Girl Pacifier

Daddy's Girl Pacifier

Made of bite resistant, natural and non toxic materials with engraving that will not chip or fade. Complies with the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission requirements for pacifiers and does not contain lead or phthalates.

$5

Passive-Aggressive Nifty Notes

Passive-Aggressive Nifty Notes

Express yourself the thinly veiled way! This passive-aggressive memo pad lets you clearly but (somewhat) subtly address a range of behavioral failures in others including poor attitude and lackluster hygiene. Great for communication between roommates and frenemies!

$5

Parking Citation Nifty Notes

Parking Citation Nifty Notes

Strike a blow for curbside justice with our Parking Citation – spiffed up and back by popular demand. Charge offenders with infractions from wasting curb space to driving an ego machine, and remind them that they’re being watched – and judged.

$5

Paper Tantrum Nifty Notes

Paper Tantrum Nifty Notes

When it comes to meltdowns, babies get all the excuses: “She’s hungry.” “He’s overtired.” “She needs a change.” Reclaim your right to throw a fit at any age with this expressive pad, while maintaining your reputation for professionalism and maturity.

$5

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